strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

1 hour ago via humankyt3 ( source strigays ) with 89,999 notes
5 hours ago via lasagnai ( source dicksplit ) with 46,714 notes

Thanks

awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

image

d-rexed:

yogscast-lalna replied to your post: Rose as a Medium though. She’d lite…

shes going to poke someones eye out with them tatas

fun fact she has to have cone shaped bras so as not to aggravate her hidden eye nipples.

jesus christ, how horrifying

7 hours ago via d-rexed with 1 note

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

HW