i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds
this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
shes going to poke someones eye out with them tatas
fun fact she has to have cone shaped bras so as not to aggravate her hidden eye nipples.
jesus christ, how horrifying
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
False rape accusations are an anomaly.
True rape accusations are a norm.
You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.